what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
i would be delicious and refreshing and full of caffeine
basically business as usual
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Alrighty then!
THIS IS SO PERFECT. PLEASE COME TRUE!! ahah
BAM! I’M A MOTHERFUCKING SPACE PRINCESS, BITCHES!
I could be the kitties in my avi, or:
In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.
So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”
And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.
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Neil Gaiman (via thepunkscholar) Yes. (via lyricalkris) Oh. Well, that explains a lot about my life… (via javamomma0921) Mine, too. |
How much does Saudi Arabia hate women? So much so that 15 girls died in a school fire in Mecca in 2002, after “morality police” barred them from fleeing the burning building — and kept firefighters from rescuing them — because the girls were not wearing headscarves and cloaks required in public. And nothing happened. No one was put on trial. Parents were silenced.
So I climbed into the elevator in the office the other day and saw this sign. I couldn’t help it. What did I say? “Uh, it’s Schindler’s Lift…”
*snort*
does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?
Why, yes, yes I do. :)
help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
Reblogging for the hashtags. LMFAO!!
